Arms Too Short to Box with God

Arms Too Short to Box with God

hewwo!! my name is max. 27 (2/94), nb, ace/lesbian (???) BLM, ACAB. header by @frogwhomp.!

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Got goose one of those cardboard scratchers. Immediate hit.

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Ahem... Welcome fine ladies, to the most coolest game in the world: Bunkers & Badasses!

Are you an Egyptian Superhero? I am.
— Mohamed Diab, dir. Moon Knight:

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Going for a job interview, nailing every question, getting hired on the spot, walking out to my car and immediately hitting and killing a pedestrian in the parking lot

we need more toxic homoeroticism like what those boys in scream had going on

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

On my way to buy groceries

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eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

one day you think: I want to die.

and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.

and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun

I want a cleaner kitchen

I want a better job

I want to live somewhere else

I want to live

Upon rewatching Defunctland’s video on the fascinating history of Disney’s original concept of EPCOT, I had to make some memes about it.

Please check it out if you can.

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Walt really just wanted to build a utopia in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean because he didn’t want to be controlled by the powers that be

Pretty sure that’s word-for-word the plot of Bioshock.

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So I’m at a library in a town I don’t live in to spend time with my nieces and I go to the bathroom and see this sign.

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They turned their old card catalog into free supplies people can discretely take on their own.

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This is the coolest thing ever, a great way to help people without making them ask, and an amazing reuse of a the card catalog. I’m seriously about to cry I love it so much.